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petite recette de cuisine sans pretention

petite recette de cuisine sans pretention

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petite recette de cuisine sans pretention

Messagepar tilou » Dim Jan 11, 2009 9:44 pm

(pour psyko, remplacer le whisky par le calvados :D )


[SIZE="5"][color="Blue"][CENTER]RECETTE DU POULET AU WHISKY [/CENTER][/color][/size]


[CENTER][font="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="5"][color="DarkGreen"] Acheter un poulet d'environ 1,200 kg et une bouteille de whisky.

Prévoir du sel, du poivre, de l'huile d'olive et des bardes de lard.


Vérifier que vous avez un tube de mayonnaise, on ne sait jamais.


Barder le poulet, le saler, le poivrer et ajouter un filet d'huile d'olive.

Préchauffer le four à température moyenne

( 220°C ou thermostat 5) pendant 10 minutes.


Se verser un verre de whisky et le boire.


Mettre le poulet au four dans un plat de cuisson approprié


Se verser un verre de whisky et le boire.



Renouveler cette dernière opération.



Après un quart beurre, fourrer l'ouvrir

pour surbeiller la buisson du coulet.


Brendre la vouteille de biscuit

et s'envoynet une bonne rasade.


Après un tard . un far t'heure... abrès un moment quoi,

dituber jusqu'au bour.

Oufrir la borte, reburner, revourner...

mettre le noulet dans l'aurte sens.


S'asseoir sur une butain de chaise

et se reverdir 2 ou 3 verts de ouisti.


Buire, tuire, cuire le loulet bandant une deni-heure.


Et hop ! 3 berres de blus.


Se rebercer une bonne voulée de poulet...

non de visky.


Rabasser le loulet (qu'est tombu bar terre),

l'ettuyer et le voutre sur un blat.


Se béter la fihure cause du gras sur le barrelage de la buisine.


Ne pas essayer de se reveler.


Déciver qu'on est bien par derre

et binir la mouteille de misky.


Blus tard, ramber jusqu'au lit,

dorbir ze qui reste de la muit.


Le lendemain matin, prendre un Alka Seltzeir,

manger le poulet froid avec de la mayonnaise en tube

et nettoyer le bordel que vous avez mis dans la cuisine.
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[color="Blue"][SIZE="5"]La semaine prochaine : la dinde au ricard ![/size][/color]


voilà, c'est tres con mais ça m'a fait rire, et en ce moment c'est toujours bon a prendre!!
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Messagepar tosca » Dim Jan 11, 2009 9:49 pm

Et moi, comme une ane, qui me demandais si c'était bon le wisky avec le poulet ! :o

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Messagepar orl91 » Dim Jan 11, 2009 10:56 pm

Mdr ! :D :D :D
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Messagepar emilie2 » Dim Jan 11, 2009 11:52 pm

c'est malin !
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Black"]Portées non désirées ?
Refuges surpeuplés ?
Euthanasies à la pelle ?
Prolifération de chats dans votre quartier ? [/color][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Red"][SIZE="3"]La solution = STERILISATION ![/size][/color][/font]
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Messagepar coleen7 » Lun Jan 12, 2009 12:20 am

[color="Magenta"][font="Comic Sans MS"]ze vous aimes mes zamours[/font][/color]

[color="Purple"][color="SeaGreen"]ca y'est suis " pétasse d'honneur " [/color][/color]

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Messagepar psykotex » Lun Jan 12, 2009 11:44 am

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Messagepar tosca » Lun Jan 12, 2009 2:20 pm


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